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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Then came..
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Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
So they tried
No way
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
No go.