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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 23:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

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Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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share office space ...

So they tried

No way

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Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

No go.